Hopefully She’s Fixing That Wonk Eye!

June 13, 2007 / Posted by:
Paris Hilton is too depressed to eat, but apparently not too depressed to see a plastic surgeon. Allegedly, renowned plastic surgeon Dr. Steven Hoeffin  visited her while she was under house arrest. Sources say that he is somewhat the family doctor. What trash! Their family doctor is a skin doctor? Makes sense.
Dr. Hoffein has repotedly done work on Jacko, Joan Rivers, Sly Stallone and Janet Jackson.  All the greats.
It would be sort of bittersweet to see her wonk eye go away. I'd have to relocate my jokes to her hook nose. Knowing Paris it's probably none of that. 
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