Thalia Is Knocked Up

June 12, 2007 / Posted by:
Mexican popster, Thalia, is knocked up with that fugly fug Tommy Mottola's baby. She told Hello! Mexico that her baby is due this Autumn.
She said, "I feel at peace, I feel like a complete woman – feminine, voluptuous. I feel like this is the best body I've ever had in my life! I'm enjoying every new curve that I discover with each passing day – it's amazing!"
Lies! She feels fat, bloated and smelly. 
Tommy Mottola used to be married to Mariah Carey, but she left his ass because he tried to control her ass or something.
I would think Tommy could only shoot blanks. He's at least 70, right?

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