June 12, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Dermot Mulroney's fine ass has ended his 17-year marriage with Catherine Keener. The two have one seven-year old son. Divorce papers were filed yesterday in Los Angeles claiming Catherine tried to cut his dick off. Ok, no…they aren't that exciting. They cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for their divorce. Boring!
The papers also stated they seperated in 2005. Where's Dermot's fine ass been? Come to me Dermot. I'll be your shoulder to cry on and by shoulder I mean asslips.
Now Catherine can go steal Brad Pitt from Angelina! Aren't they like bffs forever?
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