Wonky Will Probably Only Serve 18 More Days

June 9, 2007 / Posted by:
Sheriff Lee Baca said yesterday that Paris Hilton will most likely only serve 18 days in the slammer. The Judge ordered Paris' sentence back up to 45-days yesterday, but hours after Lee Baca reduced it back down to the 23. He says she's already served 5-days so minus that from 23 and you got 18! State law requires that sluts get time off for "good behavior" for every day they serve.
She's currently at Twin Towers receiving medical and psychological treatment. Lee will then determine which facility she will go to. Paris' lawyers will file an appeal on Monday so wonky may be out even sooner.
Above is a picture of Wonky's 3 fans outside the courtroom. I'm actually surprised. I expected the average Wonk fan to be 11-years-old with severe ADD.
UPDATE – According to TMZ Paris isn't doing well and hasn't eaten since yesterday. She's been described as several sources as "fragile" "withdrawn" and "sullen." She's been crying and praying. She's on meds and her shrink spent 2 hours with her yesterday. Is it that bad? 
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