June 9, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Evan Rachel Wood is daddy's little girl and her heart belongs to him. No, literally. He's probably going to rip out her heart and eat it. I kid…I kid. Evan and Mar took Paris by storm yesterday as a gaggle of paps followed their asses. They showed a little affection which probably made a whole lot of Parisians barf up their baguettes and shit.
Mar recently told MTV News that Evan is now the highest paid video ho. Evan stars in his "Heart Shaped Glasses" video. He said, "I did insist that Evan be paid the most that any actress has ever been paid in music-video history to be in this, even though she wouldn't have asked for it. There's no one else that could've been in it, because it was inspired by her."
He probably paid her in old man jizz. Isn't that shit like wine? Tastes better with age? Raunch.
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