She’s Practicing Her “Cry Face” Right Now
June 8, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Paris Hilton has been ordered to stand in front of a judge this morning at 9am PDT. The L.A. City District Attorney filed paperwork demanding to know why the Sheriff let her skanky ass out of jail and gave her house arrest against a judge's orders. A judge already stated that Paris could not complete her sentence through electronic device or house arrest.
Hopefully this hot ass judge will demand her ass goes back to jail FOR LIFE! Yes, throw away the key!
Paris has probably cut holes in her skirt so that she can pull out her pubic hairs to make her cry in front of the judge. I can't wait to see what the hell kind of lame excuse she's going to come up with. She's totally going to say "It's ELLIOT'S fault!!!"
Stay tuned, because this could get good.
Source: TMZ
Image: Go Away Paris
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