June 7, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
TMZ reports that officials have said Paris Hilton was released for "medical reasons" and is currently under house arrest with an ankle bracelet.
Medical reasons?! WTF? A Herpes outbreak is not a medical reason. Pat don't scratch! Homegirl probably just had a headache and cried about it!
They will not release her "medical reason" due to confidentiality agreements. Her house arrest will go down for 40 days. They say she was not released just reassigned, because her stupid ass medical condition. Once her 40 days of house arrest are up she would have fullfilled her debt to society!
No special treatment, eh?! If I was in jail and had a "medical situation" they'd tell me to fucking tell someone who cares! Being rich, famous and stupid does pay off!
I also guess the health facility in prison is broken!
Paris is so throwing a party at her crib tonight!
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