June 7, 2007 / Posted by:
TMZ reports that the skank has sprung! There were rumors last night that Paris Hilton was getting out of jail after only serving 3 days. She apparently checked out of Lynwood very early this morning.
Her 45 day sentence was reduced to 23 and now down to 3. I called it!
A press conference will go down in one hour where we will hear some bullshit story on how she was released on good behavior and didn't get special treatment….blah…blah…blah..
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