When Criss Angel amazingly escaped from a concrete block over Times Square in NYC he declared his love for 'Trouble' aka pizza face Cameron Diaz.
All the babbling going on about why he did he told People, "I just said that because everyone was hounding me about it and at the end of the day I got it out there, so my professional life is there, my personal life is here. She's an amazing person and I wish her the best with her Shrek tour right now, and I'm not going to discuss Cameron anymore."
He's supposed to be a master illusionist, can't he make Cameron look hot and less annoying? Then it won't be an issue with everybody.