June 6, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Did Nicole Richie just have plastic surgery on her mug or something? Homegirl has been hiding her face all week. I mean what is the point of this? No wonder she's a shitty-ass driver. You can't operate a motor vehicle with a towel over your head dumbass! This brings more attention to your stupid ass than just walking to your car without it. I bet she had something done…hmmm….
In other Richie news, rumors that she's knocked up are fueling. She's apparently had several pregnancy tests and they've all proven she has a bun in the oven.
A source close to Richie told Life & Style Magazine, "Nicole recently underwent a series of tests, including blood and urine screenings, which confirmed she is pregnant." They also said she's trying to get healthy for the sake of the baby. Nicole's rep refuses to comment on these reports.
Um……..what the hell is she going to give birth to? Thumbelina?!
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