June 6, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Christopher Woods has a woody problem. The Harlem dude is suing the makers of Boost protein drink, because he claims it gave him a sitffy that just wouldn't go away. Ok, what's the problem?
This dude is nuts. The 29-year-old says that he had a two-day woody that wouldn't go away and he had to seek medical attention. He had to go through two medical procedures and it has left him half-impotent.
He is seeking unspecified damages.
The makers of Boost said that his issue has nothing to do with the drink. This happened back in 2004.
Christopher said, "It gave me a lot of energy – too much energy. It was awful. It was painful. I would always wear jeans, but it was hard to go out, so I had to buy some sweatpants."
Did this ho mix it with steroids or something? I can't imagine Boost doing that sort of thing. If it did oldie mens everywhere would be stocking up on this drink. The only thing Boost gives me is a runny ass.
Source: New York Post
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