Jordan Is A Loosey Goosey

June 6, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Jordan wants her vagina tightened up after she gives birth to her daughter. She said that she wants to return her lady thing to its former glory.
 
She said, : "The thing is I'm a very small girl and my first son Harvey was a very big baby to push out and I know lots of women suffer from a prolapsed womb after they've had a baby. I do feel different inside so I want to get that checked out after I've had this one.

"But, and women who've had kids will know what I'm talking about, sometimes you're not as tight down there as you'd like afterwards. Sometimes if you cough or sneeze a bit of wee comes out! I just have to cross my legs and hope it doesn't trickle down my leg."

"It's not really a designer vagina I'm considering, but I'll probably get a couple of extra stitches put in while they're down there!"

What won't this twat talk about? Next she's going to talk about how she wants lipo on her kidney, because it's too fat!

I thought she was in the C-section club, but I guess I'm wrong! With all the dicks and babies that have come in and out of there, it's probably giving the Grand Canyon a run for its money! They are going to need a couple of cranes and a few genie wishes to tighten that wreck up!

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