June 6, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
According to TMZ Paris Hilton did have to open that shit up for a full-blown cavity search. It was reported earlier that she didn't have to go through it, but I guess she did!
I should call and ask if they found these black converse I lost like months ago. I recommend that if you've lost anything recently you should call Lynwood and ask, because it might have turned up in there! Well, maybe that shit is like the Bermuda Triangle and what goes in doesn't come out!
I feel sorry for the poor schmuck who had to do that!
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