Jordan’s Crystal Daughter

June 5, 2007 / Posted by:
Jordan has revealed that she's having a baby girl and will name her Crystal after the title character of her second novel. Yes, second novel. I read the first one and I think I blacked it out, because I can't remember a thing about it. It was about some skank who skanks it up and gets implants. Yeah, that was basically it.
Jordan's second book will win loads of prizes I'm sure. A Pulitzer maybe? A Nobel Peace Prize? 
This is a glittering and sexy story of passion and betrayal and one woman's search for true love. Crystal is beautiful, talented and ambitious. All her life she has dreamed of making it as a singer. After years of trying to break into the music industry her chance finally comes when her girl band enters a TV reality show contest. But Crystal has a secret. She's fallen for the wrong man and this one mistake could cost her everything – her friendships, her fame and her chance of ever finding love again…
So basically Jordan's daughter is going to be named after a slut in her book! Classy. Here's Jordan dressed as Cubic Zirconia Barbie for a signing of her book at Harrod's in London. 
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