White Oprah’s Dreams Are Coming True
June 4, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
White Oprah is currently in talks for her own TV show. Now it may not be the talk show she's dreamed about, but at least she will be on TV and that's what the mother-of-the-year wants. WO is talking with E! about her own reality show called "Mom-Ager." The show will follow WO as she tries to turn Ali and Cody Lohan into stars like their big sister, Lindsay.
A source close to WO said, "Can you believe that? She totally messed up Lindsay by making her a 'star' and living vicariously through her – and now she's going to do the same to the other two? How the [bleep] can E! do this? Those kids should be in school having normal lives, the life that Lindsay didn't get to have."
WO is too much! She would sell both those kids to extend her 15-minutes! I'm sure she's "in talks" right now with one of the entertainment TV shows to bring cameras into Lindsay's rehab! Bitch just doesn't give a fuck!
That being said, I'd probably watch this mess of a reality show. That's the problem. I'm helping in making White Oprah's dreams come true by buying into her crap!
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