Wedgie
June 4, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Dear Brit Brit,
Hi girl. How y'all doing? Listen, I know you think you have a "truly awesome radical cool sexy hot yummy" body, but it's jut not there yet. I mean I spoke with your ass cheek's cousin yesterday and they seem to think that your ass cheeks aren't loving the thong. I mean…..Brit…..I'm all for loving your body, but you can only love it when it loves itself. I don't think your body is quite at that "loving" place yet. Well, not your ass cheeks anyway!
xoxoxMichael K
PS – While you're in Puerto Vallarta pick me up some Vicodin and pick yourself up some Hoodia! Oh and get those Bo Derek from 10 braids, because that weave needs to go!
Source: The Sun
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