June 4, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Why do I think Rihanna is one of the most gorgeous creatures on this planet? I have no effin idea! I am truly, truly obsessed with her. I mean…is this girl even human? And why hasn't Jay-Z dumped Beyonce's ass for this hot piece yet?
Anyhow, alien Rihanna beamed down from her planet to perform at the MTV Movie Awards last night. She did that Umbrella-ella-ella song thing. Not my favorite jam, but anything that comes out of her lips (the ones in her head) is golden to me.
That's totally Britney's MTV Music Award outfit, but in black!
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