Taking A Page From Naomi Campbell

June 1, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Paris Hilton goes to jail on Monday and she's prepping for the big day. According to the NYDN she's ordered hair and make-up people to do her up ala Naomi Campbell style, so that she looks best for the media while she waltzes into jail.
 
"Paris doesn't do contrite very well," says a source. "She will be glam, and Paris is the queen of the prop. Expect her hair pulled back in a ponytail, big sunglasses and maybe a Holy Bible under one arm. And she just got a new kitten, so maybe she'll hand that to her sister as she gets out of the car. There might even be tears."
 
Sources claim that Paris will also keep a journal in jail which she plans to have published when she gets out. Paris and company believe a diary could get her a big chunk of change.
 
Paris was seen out and about again yesterday with another philosphy book by Dr. John Demartini
 
What the hell kind of book is a Paris Hilton diary going to be? "Dear Diary, Today Consuela only ass raped me once. She let me hold my stuffed animal so it wasn't that bad. It gave me a chance to really take a hard look at my cuticles."
 
I hope there's a crowd standing by when she goes in throwing eggs at her ass! Poor Paris!  
 
 
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