June 1, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
John Travolta said that he wants to add another alien to his clan with Kelly Preston. The couple already have 2 daughters. Kelly has to follow a fertility timetable in line with Scientology principles. How romantic! Kelly and John said they are going to start trying after they complete their next movie.
John said, “I really like having kids. I enjoy their energy and it keeps everything wonderful and hopeful. I grew up with six kids in my family. I thought I would have five or six."
Are those girls the twins from "The Shining?" They creep me out. I really want to know what "Scientology" principles are in regards to getting knocked up. Does the dude let Tom Cruise suck him off and then he blasts it into an alien-head-shaped glass? Yeah, that sounds about right.
UPDATE – OMG! I totally forgot about their autistic son! We're not supposed to talk about him. John and Kelly are trying to replace his ass!
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