May 31, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Someone stole Mathilda Ledger's face! Actually, Michelle Williams is such a bitch that she probably threatened to sue. Makes sense, I guess. Here's fug Michelle out with her daughter in Brooklyn a few days ago. She needs to grow her hair back STAT. Mia Farrow called and wants her look back. Actually Michelle, Mia said you fugged it up too much so you can keep it.
You know I've been seeing all these celebrity sluts wearing Ray-Bans left and right that I actually went out and bought 4 fugly pairs. What is wrong with me? If you see me wearing mom jeans next, torture me.
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