Toxic Vomit

May 30, 2007 / Posted by:
Britney Spears wrote or should I say, most likely had JJ write, a message on her website yesterday. She said that she's better now…blah…blah…blah. She's learning and growing. You get it.
Anyway, just nights before bitch was puking up toxic crap all over the bathroom floor at Sky Bar. According to Metro UK she got sick in the men's bathroom and told staffers 'I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Things aren't going well at the moment" before being carried out.
A witness said, "Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off. She had booked a room at the hotel but was too ill to stay and was begging her bodyguard to take her home. There was vomit down the front of her dress and around her mouth. Britney was on her knees and must have been sick four or five times.'
Ok, I want to believe this. However, the "witness" said that her wig was hanging off. Isn't bitch wearing a broke-ass weave now? Maybe her weave was hanging out. I don't know. Either way, send this hobag back to Promises as well.
This would be the best reality show EVER! The new season of Bad Girls Club featuring Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Mischa Barton, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie at Promises! Promises broken!
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Thx Crissy
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