Michael Lohan’s Gums Are Still Flapping!

May 30, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Let's just put the ENTIRE Lohan family into rehab. We really don't need them. They would still find a way to speak to the press though. They'd send pigeons and send smoke signals and shit. They just can't stay away! Which leads me to Michael Lohan. Here he goes again!
 
He said, "I'm glad she's there and trying to get help. I hope she stays away from Samantha Ronson and all the people who have been negative influences. That includes the bodyguard, the assistants…. Lindsay needs to clean house. She needs to get God back in her life and put her family in her life. She's gotta start all over again from where she started when she was at her best."
 
Hmm…you know what's mighty queer! At the same time his daughter is in rehab, Michael is opening his own rehab facility in Southhampton with some crazy preacher. It will be a 10-acre, $15 million facility and in between his interviews about "his daughter" he's pushing this project.
 
He said, "We want to turn people's lives around. Rich, poor, it doesn't matter."
 
More like "we want to turn the rich, poor by sucking all their money out!"
 
Source: NY Post
 
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