For Her Next Trick, Paris Hilton Will Read To Sick Children!

May 30, 2007 / Posted by:
Paris Hilton has been photographed carrying a Bible and several self-help books around town. She's also made sure to look "sad" and "demure." Yesterday, she ventured out of her home to make pottery with a friend. Photo-op! She's totally going to be photographed reading to sick children next.
Paris made a heart-shaped vase at "Color Me Mine" before heading home. Paris is probably following the advice to her lawyers to clean up her image. A source told People that she's having a really hard time.
The source said, "Paris hasn't been eating at all and her parents and friends are beyond worried about her. She breaks down crying a lot because she just can't deal with the reality and the pressure of everything that is happening." 
What the hell is happening to her? She already got her sentence cut in half and she's already getting special treatment?! What the hell does she want! Does she want to do her sentence in a men's prison instead. That way she'll get dick all the time. I mean, come on!
She most likely wasn't eating so she could get into Nicole Richie's under 100lbs only party! 
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