Are These MySpaces Even Real?

May 29, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K

Lindsay BLOHAN, get yourself into rehab and stop writing on your MySpace or at least I think it's her MySpace. Linday decided to mouth off at Shanna Moakler's latest MySpace rant.

Here's what Shanna said on her MS:

When you making 8 million dollars a film…..HIRE A DRIVER!!

I've been getting a lot of letters asking my thoughts on recent events, so here it goes…. I know a lot of people think karma is going around and yeah I guess it might be, but to me..this is far from karma, if anything people like Paris love this shit, walking out of a court house to be met by a bevy of paparzzi like princess diana…carrying the bible around…loves it! Karma will be the day she's married and has kids and her husband goes and fucks a 22 yr old and knocks her up. I don't find happiness in others when they are down, but I sure in hell don't feel bad for people who play the victim constantly and are far from it. People who feel it's their job to make people feel beneath them or take opportunities others would die for an shit on them and frankly make a mockery of. So as the penis posse goes down one by one and enters jail or rehab…I don't really think anything of it…they just show me what I always knew and thought they were _________. ( you can fill in the blank)

And Blohan responds on her MS:

im going to keep this simple and brief, like her career.

for someone who "doesn't really think anything of it" sure had a mouth load to say. don't blame "young hollywood" for your FUCKED UP relationships you old haggard. maybe if you fixed yourself up a little bit, you wouldnt be so jealous of others. you know, a nice face/breast lift, lost a couple pounds (40), got rid of the paris haircut, and found yourself a decent looking boytoy you wouldn't be so depressed and feel the need to comment on other peoples lifes that you dont know.

p.s. your kids are ugly.

I'm not sure if this is Lohan's real MySpace, but if it is….bitch is hopeless. Apparently, she wrote that this morning and if that's the case, it's fucking sad. Both chicks are lame, but Blohan has bigger things to worry about than what stupid sluts have to say about her.

Lindsay please lock yourself into a room and throw away the key. Get yourself together and then you can come out and have it out with Shanna.

God, these chicks are lame.

Tags: Brawls, Mariah Carey

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