Blohan Needs God
May 28, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
I'm actually surprised! Michael Lohan actually beat White Oprah in being the first to speak out about his daughter's recent troubles. I would've thought White Oprah would've had those cameras in Lindsay's face by now. She needs to step up her game!
Michael Lohan said that his estranged daughter needs rehab with her mother.
He said, "She needs to go, and my ex-wife should go with her! The writing was on the wall years ago, and when Lindsay was in [the Los Angeles treatment clinic] Wonderland . . . give me a break. What kind of rehab facility lets people leave the grounds? They wanted the name Lindsay Lohan to stay there, they didn't want to help her. She needs a faith-based program."
"When Lindsay puts God back in her life, things will turn around! Until then, I'll just keep praying."
Lindsay should go to prayer group with Paris Hilton! I think the world would end if that happened.
Michael Lohan goes on to blame White Oprah saying that she is ignoring the situation. He also said that Lindsay's assistant won't let him talk to her
"The people out there with her are in it for the money. They want to see what they can get. This assistant of hers has known her seven months, I know her 20 years, she's my daughter, and I love her. She knows how much she means to me."
You know this douche is a total moron, but he totally makes sense. I doubt he actually belives what he says. He just wants that money. He's just like White Oprah.
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