Who the Hell Would Hit Mickey Rourke?

May 24, 2007 / Posted by:
Mickey Rourke wasn't a burn victim, right? He frightens me. Obviously there's someone out there for everyone, because Mickey is actually getting some ass. That's his girlfriend, Christine Myers. They are engaged. Poor girl. When he goes down on her it probably looks like two bumping vaginas.
The two came out in Cannes today for the Ocean's 13 premiere.
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