More Like a “Boob-ist”

May 24, 2007 / Posted by:
Paris Hilton was spotted buying a Buddhist tome at Hollywood's Bodhi Tree book store. This was just days after she was made sure she was photographed holding the Holy Bible. Sources close to her say that she's following her lawyers orders and cleaning up her act.
A source said, "Paris' attorneys have insisted she live like a nun. She has been strictly advised to stop acting like a Hollywood brat and appear more humble as they battle to keep her out of jail. They have ordered her to show a judge she has some humility and social responsibility if she is going to have her sentence reduced on appeal. That means no booze, no parading round in skimpy outfits, no partying. She's got to stick with her family and take on a healthier regime." 
Paris was seen yesterday shopping for stationary at Staples. Letter writing in the clink!
Jesus and Buddha can't save Paris! She should call up Tom Cruise and beg to be let into Scientology. She belongs with those head cases.  
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