Breaking News! Angelina Doesn’t Wear Black!
May 24, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Angelina Jolie is actually wearing a color. The angels are singing and the sun is smiling or something. She decided to go for a sunnier Angelina at the Ocean's 13 premiere at Cannes. Nice weave Angie! See you wore one of Britney's old ones. I kid, I kid. She's perfect. Did you hear that BRANGALOONIES? I said she's perfect, so save the e-mails. Yeah, she shits holy water.
Brad…well…Brad is old.
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