Surgery! That’s How You Kept It Off!

May 23, 2007 / Posted by:
 
What is with this new trend of celebrities declaring "How They Got Skinny" on the cover of tabloid magazines? They are all doing it and it's annoying. We know how they did it and they are just flaunting it in our faces, because we can't afford it!
 
Anyway, Janet Jackson told UsWeekly that she lost it from "diet and excercise" aka "nip and tuck."
 
Janet said, “If I can do it, anybody can do it. Eating light and clean helps, but you really shouldn’t think of it as a diet, otherwise you feel like you’re depriving yourself. If you crave something, you should have a little bit of it, then let it go and move on. Do a little exercise so you’re back on track. “It’s about control and it’s a balanced diet. Of course I have cheat days! Especially with my dancers, who love to eat. And after a hard day of work, they want to unwind and grab a drink, and alcohol is not good for my diet with all the extra calories. I try to have a glass of wine, but then somebody comes with a lemon drop and it’s so good. You feel like you’re drinking cough syrup or candy, and before you know it, the next day comes and you feel it. I make up for it with a few more reps when I lift weights.”

 
Blah…Blah..Blah!! LIES! Anyhow, Janet looks hot in the bod but what is going on in the face? She's literally turning into LaToya Jackson before our very eyes and that's not a good thing. What's with the Jacksons and plastic surgery? When they were born did the doctor hand their parents a plastic surgery gift card along with our birth certificate?
 
 
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