Tulip Tripped Her On Purpose

May 22, 2007 / Posted by:

Broken nose my ass! Paula Abdul told a FOX News station how she “chipped” her nose over the weekend. She said she fell face flat to try and avoid killing her chihuahua, Tulip. I’m guessing that Paula’s real reason for visiting the hospital was to get more Vicodin. Bitch can hardly keep her eyes open! Tulip doesn’t appreciate liars Paula!


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