Rose McGowan Better Not Get Barbarella!!!!

May 22, 2007 / Posted by:
 
That hunk of man, Robert Rodriguez, has signed to direct a remake of the cult-classic Barbarella. The original version starred Jane Fonda as a hot space chick battling alien hos and shit. The screenwriters of "Casino Royale" are currently updating the script.
 
Robert said, "I love this iconic character and all that she represents, and I'm truly excited by the challenge of inviting a new audience into her universe."
 
Rob is currently banging Rose McGowan who he left his wife for. He better not pull a Tim Burton and put that cokehead in it! Bitch can't act and she needs medical attention STAT, because her face is falling off.
 
There are only 3 women qualified to play this iconic character: CoCo, Jordan or Jodie Marsh. If he casts one of those he will be guaranteed an Oscar nomination or is it he will be guaranteed a blow job? Not sure.
 
Source: Coming Soon
 
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