Mick Jagger Really Hated His Small Dick
May 22, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
In the early 80s Mick Jagger really hated his small dick and used a traditional Amazonian ritual to help it grow. Bitch let bees sting his shit! Director Julien Temple witnessed the ritual when filming a documentary on Mick.
He said, "It involved putting bamboo over the male member and filling it with stinger bees so the member attained the size of the bamboo. Mick spent months in the jungle in Peru. He was going mad out there I think."
WTF?! They didn't have penis pumps back then? Oh hell, no. Stinging dick? That's like sticking it into Paris Hilton.
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