May 22, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Joan Rivers hosted the Miss Great Britian beauty contest yesterday and let's just say she wasn't impressed with the contestants. She compared them to "Schlinder's Jews."
Joan said, "Those poor bitches! They are taking it so seriously! And they are morons! Collectively they're all so thin they look like a reunion of Schlinder's List. 'Does this tampon make me look fat?' Someone said as a judge we're there to encourage them, you know, and they said learn their names and there are fifty women so I figured out if you want someone you say, 'Hey tramp!' And they all turn round!"
Does this tampon make me look fat? That's kind of funny. But this skeleton has no room to talk! She probably scared those anos! It's like staring into the face of death! I still love Joan and I'd turn around instantly if she called me a "tramp." Shit, I'd be honored.
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