Too Much Information

May 21, 2007 / Posted by:
Calum Best has been telling his friends that Lindsay Lohan is hot in bed and the best sex he's ever had. Gross.
A source close to Calum said, “Calum was knocked out by her body. He said she’s got one of the best he’s ever seen with all the curves in the right places. He joked Lindsay loved being on top during sex and controlling the pace but sometimes he felt he needed ear muffs because she screamed so much during sex. Lindsay likes her sex rough and passionate and Calum says he has the bruises and bumps to prove it.”

“He joked their hotel room would often look like a whirlwind had run through it with sheets torn away from the mattress by the force of their bodies rolling across the bed.”

I find this surprising, because usually drunks are so bad in bed. Usually they either vomit on you, pass out, can't get it up, have the worst bref ever or shoot you and take your money. True story. Calum needs to keep the gritty details to himself. SICK! His dick is probably covered in moles.
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