May 21, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Sly Stallone pleaded guilty last week for smuggling in 48 vials of some growth hormone that is banned in Australia. Sly was caught with the crap at the airport and his hotel. Sly said he was prescribed the stuff to make his body look good while filming the latest "Rambo" movie.
Sly said, "This stuff gives your body a boost and you feel and look good," Stallone said in a customs interview. "Doing Rambo is hard work, and I am going to be in Burma for a while."
A judge fined his ass $2,500.
Fuck the body Rambo! Work on the face! It is probably scaring small children and certain small animals. I think he injects that shit into his damn face. He should've played The Joker. No make-up needed!
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