Mayer’s Anti-Simpson Search

May 21, 2007 / Posted by:
Newly single John Mayer was spotted in NYC this past weekend hitting on girls that were the opposite of Jessica Simpson. Witnesses say that he was seen trying to "canoodle" with super-skinny girls and seemed to hit it off with an Asian chick.
One source close to the couple said they wouldn't be surprised if they got back together since they are always breaking up. John apparently doesn't like the way Jessica dresses. FAG!
He probably didn't like the way she dressed, because she dresses like a damn drag queen and it stirred the homo feelings within. Can't fight the ass tingle John!
Source: NYDN
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