Which Desperate Housewives Ho Would You Hit?
May 16, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Jesse Metcalfe and Josh Henderson both attended the Halo 3 party in Los Angeles last night and both are seriously stuck in the late 90s.
I mean Jesse looks like he spends hoooouuuuurrrrs in front of the mirror putting every hair in its place and tweezing in just the right places.
I would probably hit Jesse, because Josh has stuck it in Paris and that one night of passion would send you to the free clinic. Jesse could only hit it from the back though, because looking at his face I'd obsessing over moisturizers and exfoliants.
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