HoHan Needs a New Manager

May 16, 2007 / Posted by:
Since when is White Oprah Lindsay Lohan's manager! Lindsay must be hitting the lines hardcore to hire that mess as her manager! White Oprah spoke to  UsWeekly about the pictures of her daughter allegedly snorting coke in a NYC bathroom. When asked about the pictures WO said:
“We’re not reading anything about it. You can’t let it bother you. We work so hard, then some girl just tried to make money off her [for that tape]. Lindsay doesn’t even know who her friends are."
"She’ll be 21 in a few months. Regardless, of course, as a parents, you set boundaries and scold them. But there are these dark stories – she is so misunderstood. All she wants to do is act and have a somewhat normal life. When you’re 20, it’s normal to want to go to The Ivy, to go to the hot stores. She can’t live in a bubble.”
“When she doesn’t work, she’s so bored. I’ve told her, ‘Please slow down. Stop!’ She’s growing up and learning to do that. … I’m her mother first: Everything could go away, and I couldn’t care less."
Notice that White Oprah never denies that it is her daughter in the tapes or that her daughter wasn't snorting coke. She never even mentions it only goes into bullshit about how she's young.
WO serioulsy need to be mother of the year. If my mom caught me snorting coke she'd make it so I could never snort coke again by removing my nose. She wouldn't do it, because she wouldn't want to get all bloody and shit, but she'd make sure it was done.
Not White Oprah, Lindsay Lohan could get caught in an orgy with animals while shooting up bleach and she would say, "Oh she's a young girl, just having fun!"
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