May 15, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Maxim has named Lindsay Lohan their hottest woman in the world. What world are they talking about? Crackworld? Lindsay isn't fugly, but she's not the hottest female on this entire planet. Damn, my laundry lady is hotter than this ho!
Jessica Alba, ScarJo, Xtina, Jessica Biel, Ali Larter, Eva Mendes, Rihanna, Eva LongWHORIA, Fergie, Sienna Miller, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce Knowles and Katherine Heigl follow Lindsay down the list.
Ashley Olsen, Sarah Silverman, Chestica Simpson, Asshole Simpson and Avril Lavigne are also included in the list.
Visit Maxim to see the entire list.
Who chooses this?! I mean, their Top 10 is way off.
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