May 15, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Petra Nemcova used to date a homeless man named James Blunt. She has rebounded from that relationship by being caught "canoodling" with Paris Hilton's ex, Nachos. The two were spotted getting down and dirty with Fat Elvis watching at Bungalow 8.
A source said, "She was grinding him," our witness said. "It was pretty gross. I mean, he used to sleep with Paris. Eww. I haven't heard of this."
Nachos isn't that bad! Yes, he got down with Paris which means his peen has probably been destroyed, but he's sort of hot. Just a little? A tinsy bit?
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