Don’t Expect a Wedding

May 15, 2007 / Posted by:
Lindsay Lohan may have looked madly in love with Calum Best in the Bahamas this past weekend, but sources claim she's just being HOHAN and just having fun. A friend said that it's nothing serious and they are just hooking up.
Which may explain why a model claims she made out with Calum in the Bahamas while Lindsay was in the next room. Sara Kova said, "I was walking to the ladies' room when I passed him walking from the men's room. He gave me a smile. Then he put his hands on my hips and turned me toward the wall, like he was a cop who was about to frisk me. He held my hands so my booty would be pressed against his … well, his crotch.

"I turned to move away. Then he grabbed by jaw and planted a kiss. I giggled. Okay, I might have been a little intoxicated. But I was also shocked. I didn't know this guy's name. The whole time, no words were spoken. Finally, I walked away. After I came out of the bathroom, I went back to the main room, and saw this same guy kissing Lindsay Lohan. She was kind of straddling him. I said to myself, ‘What just happened here?'"

Well, Sara what happened "here" is that you probably got herpes in the mouth. That's what happened. Calum is all sorts of dirty. 
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