May 15, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Charlize Theron is one of the only chicks that I'd actually go down on. I'd probably have to shoot myself up with heroin and almost OD to do this, but I'd still do it. Homegirl is perfect. Now, she wasn't looking her best at yesterday's Dior Cruise Show, but she's still one of the hottest pieces out there.
Charlize joined Dita Von Teese, Anna Wintour, Penny Cruz and Butt Pirate Galliano.
Did Anna Wintour die and come back from the dead without any of us knowing? She looks worse than Skeletor! It's honestly a skeleton with a wig on it!
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