Patty Hearst Thinks Paris’ Cellmates Need the Help

May 14, 2007 / Posted by:
TMZ is becoming the go to place for "celebrities" to send their letters about Paris Hilton. First Candy Spelling and now Patty Hearst. Patty wrote in to TMZ to clear the rumors that she wrote an open letter to the piece of trash. Patty wrote:
Dear TMZ,

Imagine my surprise upon learning of the "advice" I had been giving Paris Hilton. In spite of reports to the contrary, I can assure you that I have not had any contact with Paris (or any member of her family) regarding her upcoming jail time, or any other matter. Like Governor Schwarzenegger, I have had many more important things to think about.

However, since I'm thinking about it now, I must say that my heart goes out to the inmates of the Century Regional Detention Center. Forty-five days with Paris Hilton and the attendant publicity seems like cruel and unusual punishment to me. Perhaps THEY should be petitioning the Governor for relief?

OK, that wasn't nice. But seriously, if Paris really wants my advice it's this: Read Candy Spelling's letter several times and take her advice to heart.

–Patricia Hearst

If Patty really wrote this than she gets props! I never thought about the poor inmates that will have to deal with Paris. She's right we should all petition on getting relief for those poor saps. But something tells me those butch dykes can handle themselves.
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