Morning Wood
May 14, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Jessica Alba thinks she's so damn hot which she is…sometimes – Derek Hail
NBC announced the Bionic Woman and Brooke Shields' official return to TV – SOW
ABC officially picks up the "Grey's Anatomy" spin-off – ICYDK
Beyonce looks like she's wearing one of Paris' cast-offs – INO
Reese Witherspoon tells off the paps – Celebitchy
Ugly Betty's teefs get insured for $10 million – Glitterati
Donald Trump is a pepaw – Celebrity Baby Scoop
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