May 14, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Dita Von Teese needs a new act – Mollygood
Jessica Alba's sandy ass – Hollywood Tuna
Chestica Simpson is getting worse – IDLYITW
The Pussycat Tranny gets a push – Egotastic!
Ryan Phillipe is borderline sleazy – Popsugar
Michelle Rodriguez in a mankini – Drunken Stepfather
Paris Hilton the nun – Hollywood Rag
Jennifer Love Hewitt needs to lose the 'do – The Bastardly
McConagay gets down with the bongos – Just Jared
Don Johnson and Helen Mirren together at least – ASL
Ridiculous Star Wars characters – Cityrag
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