Angie Doesn’t Want to Marry Brad

May 11, 2007 / Posted by:
Angelina Jolie has been married twice before to Jonny Lee Miller and Billy Bob Thornton and said she will only marry guys with three names. No, she says she's been married before and doesn't have any plans to become Brad's wife. She spills the beans in the new issue of Readers Digest. Ok, why RD?! Weird.
She said, "We've both been married before. Our focus when we got together was family, and we are legally bound to our children. That really seems to be the most important thing."
Brad has said in the past that the two will only marry when it's legal for everyone to do so. Does that mean Angie's really a man? I kid, I kid. Angelina's vagina can't stay with just one man. I think their days are numbered. She's going to do another movie with some dude and instantly fall in love with him. I know how it goes. 
Source: Female First
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