Slaughtering JLo

May 10, 2007 / Posted by:
Skeletor has urged his wife, JLo, to beef up her security after several "death threats" have been arriving to their doorstep. Animal rights groups want to see the fur lover "killed in public and slaughtered like the animals whose fur she wears."
Skeletor apparently hired two off-duty coppers to protect his booty. JLo's rep shoots down the claims. Peta however said, "All violence is wrong. But J.Lo needs to stop the real violence she promotes and subsidizes rather than give herself extra protection she doesn't need."
Those animal rights hos are straight-up NUTS! If I was a celebrity I wouldn't wear fur for that reason alone! They will hunt you down and skin you alive. It would kind of take the a long time to slaughter her ass. I mean she is all meat.
Source: NYDN
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