No Sex for Eva
May 10, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Eva LongWHORIA is currently in Paris making arrangements for her upcoming wedding to Tony Parker. He's like French or something that's why they are getting hitched in France. They will wed on July 7th and Eva has ordered a no-sex rule until they are legal.
She said, "Luckily, we're getting married after the play-offs and then we need to consummate the marriage. I scheduled it that way." Consummate? Who the hell uses that word anymore.
Upon hearing this news Tony said, "PHEW!!!! Can we keep that rule even after we're married?"
Source: EL – Images: SplashNewsOnline
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