Becks Wants Nets

May 10, 2007 / Posted by:

David Beckham shot a commercial asking for more mosquito nets to help stop the spread of Malaria in Africa and other countries. Errr….nets? Can’t that bitch just buy nets for everyone? How much could a “net” be? $1?

Malaria is the #1 killer of children under five in Africa taking more than 1 million lives a year. So buy those nets!!!

Actually they should just send Posh over there as some sort of “Scarecrow.” Mosquitos will see her dead-looking ass and immediately think there’s not any fresh blood around!

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