May 9, 2007 / Posted by:
It's amazing what a little hair chop can do. John Mayer ALMOST looks do-able. There's still something about him that puts me off. Perhaps it's the thought of him with a mouthful of Chestica Simpson's fake-tanned lady parts that grosses me out.  Here's Johnny at last night's Time's 100 Most Influential Hos of 2007. There was no Chestica in sight. She's too dumb for Time.
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